I was so uncomfortable at a party recently when the conversation droned on about women who are constantly getting married. I was on the edge of my chair, close to squirming in embarrassment because I myself was guilty of four husbands. I finally leaned forward and squeaked, 'But one died!

Never, never trust anyone who asks for white wine. It means they're phonies.

She's the original good time who was had by all.

There was more good acting at Hollywood parties than ever appeared on the screen.

The real actor - like any real artistj- has a direct line to the collective heart.

You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good . . . Joan Crawford is dead. Good.

Almost as many inhumanities are committed in the name of love as in the name of religion.