The real actor - like any real artistj- has a direct line to the collective heart.

Being called very, very difficult is the beginning of success. Until you're called very, very difficult you're really nobody at all.

Among the reasons marriages fail, sex ranks no higher than fourth, behind money, having only one bathroom, and an inability to communicate, reasons one, two and three.

I didn't forget your breakfast. I didn't bring your breakfast. Because you didn't eat your din-din.

I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived.

The secret of marriage is: separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms.

People stood on their chairs, cheering and waving. And it was all for me! Waves of love flooded the stage and washed over me. I started to cry. The sweetness of such a moment is impossible to describe. One is both lover and beloved. ... I'd found the one true, enduring romance of my life.