When I turned 50, I threw myself a big birthday party, and I looked seriously at what my life has been about. I recommend this to everybody. Ask yourself, "What have I done? How did I do it? Where'd I mess up? Where did I do well?" When I did this assessment of my life, I said to myself, "It was really good." I made a lot of people laugh, made a lot of people cry in a good way, brought a lot of joy to people, picked up a lot of garbage. And in all those years, I saw a lot. I went to foreign lands. I met interesting people. And I got it!

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

I've always said that people have unrealistic expectations.

I'm mad about God! That's why I'm divine.

GOD is watching us, from a Distance.

If they [at the audition] don't like the way you sound they won't buy you anyway, ripped dress or no ripped dress, ass hanging out or no ass hanging out.

A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I've chosen not to be.