I always wanted to be a performer, I didn't know exactly what kind of performer, all I knew was there were certain things that I liked. I liked movies a whole lot, and I loved music.

I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.

If you're frightened, you're out of luck.

A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I've chosen not to be.

The [film] business is run by men, and they're basically interested in their own species, and they're not so interested in women belonging to the human race.

I wish America would spend even half as much time complaining about plastics in our oceans as we do about actresses' plastic surgery.

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.