Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.

When I finally did stop and look at my life, I realized that I had done what I'd set out to do. In my pitiful little way, I had climbed the mountain I had chosen. And there I was, on top.

There comes a time whenyou haveto let yourclothesgo out in the world and try to make it on their own.

If I don't feel right about what I'm in, I don't feel right about anything.

There's the media-driven universe, in which the public perceives you in a superficial way. Then there's the universe that you actually inhabit, where you have to get up even if you didn't sleep so well, and you feel like crap and your face is swollen.

If someone were to say seriously, "I'm divine," she'd have to be locked up. There are lots of people in mental institutions going around saying "I'm God." But because I'm funny about it, they haven't locked me up yet. And I don't give myself airs, either.

I've always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.