Vodka is kind of a hobby.

You can always tell about somebody by the way they put their hands on an animal.

Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods.

When I realized I could use Facebook as a way to communicate directly with my fans, I thought it would be a great idea.

You know what the problem that animal activists sometimes have? They only concentrate on the heartbreaking things to the point where the general public thinks, 'Oh, here comes those animal folks again and I'm going to hear all the things I don't want to hear.'

I've always had a bawdy sense of humor. My father was a traveling salesman and he would bring jokes home. He would say, "Honey, you can take this one to school, but you can't take that one to school."

Humor is like a rhythm; it's like music. And you throw a couple of extra syllables in, you wreck the beat and you kill the laugh. So I try to follow the writers very carefully because I know how carefully they worked to do it that way.