Humor is like music. It's a rhythm, and you just kind of get the rhythm of it, and you have to know not to let the beat go too long, but to leave a beat in there for it to gel.

People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.

I like double entendre because then the people who get it enjoy it, and the people who don't get it don't know about it.

I stayed in show business to pay for my animal business.

I've enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have. Always will.

I'm the luckiest broad on two feet, I'll tell you that. They say once a woman passes 40 she doesn't get any good parts, so I'm blessed.

Having a live audience makes a world of difference to the acting. It keeps your timing sharp. When something doesn't work, the actor can sense the reaction from the audience and quickly move on.