Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.
Humor is like music. It's a rhythm, and you just kind of get the rhythm of it, and you have to know not to let the beat go too long, but to leave a beat in there for it to gel.
I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It's that simple.
I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that's about as much cooking as I do.
I stayed in show business to pay for my animal business.
My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'