I really don't care with whom you sleep. I just care what kind of a decent human being you are.

When I started in television, it was brand new. It was the miracle over in the corner of your room. Now the audience has seen every story line. People have heard every joke. They can predict the plot almost before a show starts. That's a hard, sophisticated audience to reach.

Long ago, I did a five-and-a-half-hour-a-day, six-day-a-week talk show for four years, early on, in Los Angeles - local show. And when you are on that many hours with no script, you know, you get very comfortable, maybe overly comfortable with that small audience.

I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It's that simple.

I've worked with Morris Animal Foundation for more than 40 years now, and I'm so proud of all they've done to advance veterinary medicine for animals worldwide.

Sex is pretty funny, let's face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think.

When you start explaining why something's funny or finding a formula for it I think it loses some of its funniness.