Sex is pretty funny, let's face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think.

I didn't know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time.

I really have to thank Facebook ... I didn't know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time. I would never say the people on it are losers, but that's only because I'm polite. People say 'But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.' Well at my age, if I wanna connect with old friends, I need a Ouija Board. Needless to say, we didn't have Facebook when I was growing up. We had phonebook, but you wouldn't waste an afternoon with it.

We laugh a lot. That's for sure. Sure beats the alternative, doesn't it?

A lady likes to be complimented on her looks, her eyes, her figure. But the personality comments are much appreciated.

The audience today has heard every joke. They know every plot. They know where you're going before you even start. That's a tough audience to surprise, and a tough audience to write for. It's much more competitive now, because the audience is so much more - I want to say sophisticated.

I don't know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.