Sex is pretty funny, let's face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think.

When I realized I could use Facebook as a way to communicate directly with my fans, I thought it would be a great idea.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

You don't luck into integrity. You work at it.

Long ago, I did a five-and-a-half-hour-a-day, six-day-a-week talk show for four years, early on, in Los Angeles - local show. And when you are on that many hours with no script, you know, you get very comfortable, maybe overly comfortable with that small audience.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

If everyone took personal responsibility for their animals, we wouldn't have a lot of the animal problems that we do. I'm a big spay-and-neuter supporter. Don't have babies if you're not going to take care of those babies. We don't need more. We just need to take care of the ones we have. Take responsibility and breathe kindness.