I have the backbone of an eel.

My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'

I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It's that simple.

We laugh a lot. That's for sure. Sure beats the alternative, doesn't it?

As the years went on, the audience has become very jaded. They've heard every joke, they've seen every story line, they know where you're going before you even start to get there. And that's a hard audience to keep interested.

I don't know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.

Now that I'm 91, as opposed to being 90, I'm much wiser. I'm much more aware and I'm much sexier.