Animal lover that I am, a cougar I am not.

I have the backbone of an eel.

Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

Oh, I don't need sleep. I just went to my hotel room and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks.

Vodka is kind of a hobby.