There is no fool like an old fool.

I like double entendre because then the people who get it enjoy it, and the people who don't get it don't know about it.

A good friend of mine was Lucy Ball. Her mother and my mother were best friends.

Of course, nobody's tearing my door down. If you're successful you're going to intimidate and scare off the people you'd like to spend time with. They're not going to approach you. And the ones who do are often there because you are a celebrity.

I really don't care with whom you sleep. I just care what kind of a decent human being you are.

I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that's about as much cooking as I do.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it