There is no fool like an old fool.

I didn't know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time.

Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way.

You can always tell about somebody by the way they put their hands on an animal.

I'm wearing a put together from a little shop that I favor called The Back of My Closet.

I think we're losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax and laugh at ourselves. I don't care whether it's ethnicity, age, sexual orientation, or whose ox is being gored.

I always wanted to be a zookeeper when I was growing up, and I've wound up a zookeeper! I've been working with the Los Angeles Zoo for 45 years! I'm the luckiest old broad on two feet because my life is divided absolutely in half - half animals and half show business. You can't ask for better than two things you love the most.