Avoid tweeting any photos of your private parts.

During the Depression, my dad made radios to sell to make extra money. Nobody had any money to buy the radios, so he would trade them for dogs. He built kennels in the backyard, and he cared for the dogs.

It's a little known fact that one in three family pets gets lost during its lifetime, and approximately 9 million pets enter shelters each year. That's why it's a wonderful thing to get your pet microchipped and registered with your contact information because then they can be located and the owners can track where their pets are.

I'm just happy as a lark having a good health. People say are you thinking about retiring, I don't have time to think about retiring.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

The writers are the stars of every really successful sitcom.

The film industry gives you the opportunity to meet interesting people.