Avoid tweeting any photos of your private parts.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

I love words. Sudoku I don't get into, I'm not into numbers that much, and there are people who are hooked on that. But crossword puzzles, I just can't - if I get a puppy and I paper train him and I put the - if all of a sudden I'd open the paper and there's a crossword puzzle - 'No, no, you can't go on that, honey. I'll take it.'

I don't seem to require a lot of sleep. I just - if I get four, five good hours, I'm fine. But sleeping is sort of dull. There's a lot of other good stuff that you can do without just lying down and closing your eyes.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

Literally it’s the precise moment when dog doo turns white, but in general it refers to the type of person you don’t want to share your hoogencogles with.

I didn't know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time.