If this goes into sweatshop labor, I'm quitting this podcast.

It’s been a dream to work with Netflix because they don’t have any pressure from advertisers.

My neighbor's not even listening to me. He's all excited about some garden hose he bought at Brookstone. He's convinced it was designed by NASA. "Actually, it's got two nozzles, one for the hot and one for the..." Really? Is it long enough to go around both our necks and the chimney so we can tandem jump off of this? That's all I really care about you and your little garden hose.

Against these two [Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton] I would [vote], but I never voted for [Barack Obama]. I always voted third party - the ones who say their gonna jail the bankers.

Surround yourself with positive people. Also, be a positive person. Root for people. Somebody else's success is not your failure.

Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich?

I consider Ric Flair to be one of the great comedic minds. But I never got to see him growing up because that was back when they still had territories.