For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.

I was certified to take x-rays, but you can't just show up and start cleaning people's teeth.

Turn inward and say to yourself "I'm just gonna do it". That mindset got me to where I am now. I look at the industry like it's a giant mall, and I have a little store - this what I'm selling: I do stand-up, I've got a podcast, and occasionally I act.

D.C.'s always had a great scene.

Ric Flair is the greatest guy ever. He just wants to hang out, have a beer, and tell stories. He's the coolest. I've never met The Rock though.

My career has been a slow burn, so waiting to do the Edinburgh Festival was a smart move. If I'd spent a month there 10-15 years ago, there's no way anyone was gonna remember me.

I just do my act. If people in England don't get my joke I make fun of myself for telling it.