For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.

You have no idea how long a year is until you’re stone sober.

My favorite part of podcasting is running my mouth for an hour. The only time I dont like it is when Im off. Then that hour feels like a day and a half.

If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.

Surround yourself with positive people. Also, be a positive person. Root for people. Somebody else's success is not your failure.

Don't be a jerk to other comics and don't let the business beat you down, stay positive and if you work your ass off you're going to get somewhere.

Comedians have the ability to feel other emotions.