For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.

I'm not easy to live with. My wife is a saint.

It's a whole new world as far as getting a show on the air. There's good things and bad things.

Business runs hot and cold so the more you're in charge of your own destiny, the better off you are.

Ric Flair is the greatest guy ever. He just wants to hang out, have a beer, and tell stories. He's the coolest. I've never met The Rock though.

Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.

I liked Jimmy Snuka, Tony Garea, Larry Zbyszko, Bob Backlund, Bruno Sammartino, Chief Strongbow, SD Jones (even though they never let him win), Captain Lou, Ted DiBiase...Uh...I'm forgetting some people...Greg Valentine. Chris Rock and Ric Flair are the best. Ric Flair is the king.