Comedians have the ability to feel other emotions.

There is a very difficult period in a comedian's career - it's that window of time where you're good enough to draw tickets but nobody knows you yet.

Patrice O'Neal is the best comic I ever saw.

Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.

I loved the [English] countryside. I went to John Bonham's grave.

I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously.

Everyone should just drive out to the Mojave Desert and just experience it, and it's a fun place to live.