For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.
Bill BurrThere is a very difficult period in a comedian's career - it's that window of time where you're good enough to draw tickets but nobody knows you yet.
Bill BurrI was certified to take x-rays, but you can't just show up and start cleaning people's teeth.
Bill BurrLet's go to Brunch. What a great idea! Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs? Now, you're thinking.
Bill Burr