You wanna know how you know you're informed as a protestor? They don't show your interview on TV.

It's better to just plough ahead. And if I say something they don't get, I just make fun of myself for assuming that everybody knows everything about where I live.

It's a whole new world as far as getting a show on the air. There's good things and bad things.

I think it's a privilege to be able to fly to somewhere where people want to see my show.

I never wanted to spend a month away from my life. One time I was out on the road for three weeks in a row and I when I came back someone had broken into my apartment and the water had evaporated from the toilet.

Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.

I wasn't the good looking guy, I wasn't the hot chick, I wasn't the fat guy, I didn't have a catchphrase, I didn't wear a silly hat. I was just trying to improve as a comedian.