You wanna know how you know you're informed as a protestor? They don't show your interview on TV.

God's everywhere, but I gotta go down (to church) to see him? Really? And he's mad at me down there, and I owe you money?

Pitbulls are like a gun you can pet.

Well probably the coolest show of that whole tour was in Germany. I had a chunk of material on [Adolf] Hitler, and I was worried about how they'd react, but they loved it.

I actually had the urge to elbow an elderly lady today.

Nothing worse than when a 6 acts like a 10.

The whole city [Manchester] just a real rock music vibe. It reminded me a lot of where I'm from.