Your twenties is all about taking your childhood out on everyone that you run into.

I used to think you had to live this miserable life and that that would make you funnier, but you don't. The misery will come. The misery will find you.

When I was coming up the DC Improv was considered the best Improv out there. It's always been high quality stuff coming out of there.

I can tell you why I like different countries. Ireland - some of the funniest heckles I've ever gotten. And the last time I did England I did Bristol, Manchester, and then London. The whole country is just amazing to drive through.

Everyone should just drive out to the Mojave Desert and just experience it, and it's a fun place to live.

It's a blue-collar city [Manchester] that's transitioning into a white collar place and people are getting priced out.

For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.