Everyone should just drive out to the Mojave Desert and just experience it, and it's a fun place to live.

I am so pro-swine flu it's - it's like ridiculous.

There's no "brothers" when it comes to white people. We are just complete individuals. We don't care about each other. He's not my brother; my brother lives in Ohio - I don't know that guy.

When I was coming up the DC Improv was considered the best Improv out there. It's always been high quality stuff coming out of there.

I used to think you had to live this miserable life and that that would make you funnier, but you don't. The misery will come. The misery will find you.

I have to make small adjustments, but I can't change too much. If I'm worrying about that stuff too much then the show isn't as funny.

My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.