I just do my act. If people in England don't get my joke I make fun of myself for telling it.

I was a feature one time and they gave me host money. When I called to complain the guy goes "no you didn't feature, you co-hosted". He literally invented a term so he didn't have to pay me. And obviously that check bounced!

If this goes into sweatshop labor, I'm quitting this podcast.

I love my dog. I hate bankers. I have issues with women. In my head, I’m a great guy.

I loved the [English] countryside. I went to John Bonham's grave.

If you're on social media as a performer you can tell. If you don't get any Tweets you know it's bombed. I can pretty much gauge how it's doing by comparing the reception to shows I've done that have actual ratings.

If you get a chance to go outside of the country, you start examining where you're from and some of the thought processes. Like when I finally got away from the east coast for a while, and I came back there was just this underlying anger that I never noticed before, because I was born there and just dropped right into it.