We parents ask dumb questions, therefore we get dumb answers.
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
All parents experience the same problems.
'Don't worry about senility', my grandfather used to say.
A father has to do everything in his power to keep a tight ship, even though he knows the crew would like to send him away in a dinghy.
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?