I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook.

Zip zop wop boopity bop.

Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter.

The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.

You can't compete with Walmart. But you can have smaller businesses that are successful.

Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He's very, very busy.