You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
I know people are tired of me not saying anything, but a guy doesn't have to answer to innuendos.
You know my father's favorite game? Come here and pull my finger.
Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter.
Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.
Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago!