When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.

I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!

My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals.

Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.

Grandparents are God's gifts to children.

Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.