And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head.

All parents experience the same problems.

And to those people with no children but who think they'd like to have them some day to fulfill their lives. Remember: With fulfillment comes responsibility.

When you introduce competition into the public school system, most studies show that schools start to do better when they are competing for students.

I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.

If you listen carefully to what a child is saying to you, you'll see that he has a point to make. So I listen. And I answer them just as seriously as possible. And if I don't know the answer, I'll tell them I don't know.

I don't wear no condom and I don't plan for no kids.