Kids need to remember that when you put something on Twitter, it's not like whispering to your friend, you've put it on a billboard that the whole world, including your own kids someday, can see.
Bill CosbyWhenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.
Bill CosbyI said to a guy, "Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful," and he said, "Because it intensifies your personality." I said, "Yes, but what if you're an asshole?"
Bill CosbyAny husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.
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