The heart of marriage is memories.

You also notice that the right side of your face feels like it's sliding off of your skull. And your bottom lip is in your lap!

Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.

A baseball manager has learned a lot about his job from having played the game, but a parent has not learned a thing from having once been a child.

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.

I think you need to make responsibility something that's not just a word.

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.