Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter.
Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to.
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It's taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words.
It's painful, but we can't heal ourselves unless we cleanse the wounds.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.