Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers.

Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli.

My latest blood test said my cholesterol was very high and my doctor recommended some medicine for it. I said "no" to his recommendation and he said "what are you going to do?" I said I ate my way into this and I'm going to eat my way out of it.

How long can you tread water?

If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word sex when sex is there.

You people are not prepared. You are well educated and you look cute, but that's not going to cut it.