Fatherhood is asking your son to make up a name rather than tell anybody who he is.

Now, Richard Pryor was unique. Many misunderstood his humor. He lit up the hallway, but they didn't understand his use of profanity. He didn't use it just to be using it; he used it in the context of his satire.

Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.

Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.

Grandparents are God's gifts to children.

If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word sex when sex is there.

All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any marriage run smoothly: You know dear, you may be right