You go and you buy a lottery ticket. You've got just as much chance of getting struck by lightning as you do of winning the lottery.

Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.

Brown versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person's problem.

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head.

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're still yelling.

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.