That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.

There should be more on television that uplifts people and shows them how to better prepare themselves for earning a living. There still aren't enough people that say "this should not be." We just let it go. We need to raise a loud voice about our fellow human beings.

I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.

If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.

It doesn't make any difference how much money a father earns, his name is always Dad-Can-I.... Like all other children, my five have one great talent: they are gifted beggars. Not one of them ever ran into the room, looked up at me, and said, "I'm really happy that you're my father, and as a tangible token of my appreciation, here's a dollar.

I didn't know how serious it is to a female that you lift the lid.

Don't talk yourself into not being you.