That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.

There are some people who have trouble recognizing a mess.

If you listen carefully to what a child is saying to you, you'll see that he has a point to make. So I listen. And I answer them just as seriously as possible. And if I don't know the answer, I'll tell them I don't know.

I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

People will frighten you about a graduation....They use words you don't hear often.

I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself into the audience and adjust my pace and tuning to them. I can get into their heads through their ears and through their eyes. Only through this total communication can I really achieve what I'm trying to do.