That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.

You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.

In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday!

If you're a parent, the five worst words you can say to your children are, "When I was your age ..." You were never their age. You were older in the womb.

When I say, 'I don't care what white people think,' I mean that.

I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices.