There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

I was'nt always black. there was this freckel that just grew and grew.

All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any marriage run smoothly: You know dear, you may be right

Sometimes you try to help people, and it backfires on you, and then they try to take advantage of you.

...it was the arts, those noble expressions of the human spirit that are communicated through literature, dance, song, film, drama, painting and sculpture, among the many other such creative means, that helped articulate the sufferings of [these] people that were heard around the globe.

The childless experts on child raising also bring tears of laughter to my eyes when they say, I love children because they're so honest. There is not an agent in the CIA or the KGB who knows how to conceal the theft of food, how to fake being asleep, or how to forge a parent's signature like a child.

I can't even talk the way these people talk. 'Why you ain't?' 'Where you is?' Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth.