The most important educational vehicle in all life is a parent figure.
Now, this is the fun part about getting stoned. They get stoned, then they become paranoid. Now, when they started out, they said, "Let's get high and have fun." So they're high; now they're paranoid. "Am I falling out of this chair?"
A Hoyo de Monterrey double corona is my favourite Cuban since Desi Arnaz.
I wanted to give the house back to the parents.
My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals.
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.