There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

Calculus is one course you can come with to your parents and say, I am dropping it. And they'll understand.

The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.

And to those people with no children but who think they'd like to have them some day to fulfill their lives. Remember: With fulfillment comes responsibility.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

There should be marches in every neighborhood every day telling the people about the negativity of drugs and how the drugs help us to behave negatively.

The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.