I didn't know how serious it is to a female that you lift the lid.

A father has to do everything in his power to keep a tight ship, even though he knows the crew would like to send him away in a dinghy.

Public education is a good foundation on which to build a better life for each of us. And if we want to prove to these children who never made the mess in the first place that education is worth the trouble, our schools have to inspire them so they can do what they ought to do.

Don't talk yourself into not being you.

A baseball manager has learned a lot about his job from having played the game, but a parent has not learned a thing from having once been a child.

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.

Now, Richard Pryor was unique. Many misunderstood his humor. He lit up the hallway, but they didn't understand his use of profanity. He didn't use it just to be using it; he used it in the context of his satire.