These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we've got these knuckleheads walking round.
Bill CosbyIn spite of what Thomas Jefferson wrote, all men may be created equal, but not to all women.
Bill CosbyI'm not the healthiest, but I am healthy. I'm healthy to the point where there are things that I have to eat that I don't want to eat, but I eat it because I'm enjoying staying alive.
Bill CosbyLet me say this: I only expect the black media to uphold the standards of excellence in journalism and when you do that, you have to go in with a neutral mind.
Bill CosbyFor college seniors there should be a week of being allowed to cry. Just break down and cry because you are scared and don't know what's next.
Bill CosbyThe childless experts on child raising also bring tears of laughter to my eyes when they say, I love children because they're so honest. There is not an agent in the CIA or the KGB who knows how to conceal the theft of food, how to fake being asleep, or how to forge a parent's signature like a child.
Bill Cosby