I didn't know how serious it is to a female that you lift the lid.

The essence of childhood, of course, is play.

You can't be everything to everyone

I know people are tired of me not saying anything, but a guy doesn't have to answer to innuendos.

People will frighten you about a graduation.... They use words you don't hear often: And we wish you Godspeed." It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices."

A white person listens to my act and he laughs and he thinks, 'Yeah, that's the way I see it too.' Okay. He's white. I'm Negro. And we both see things the same way. That must mean that we are alike..... So I figure I'm doing as much for good race relations as the next guy.

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.