Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.

The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: "Okay, rinse."

College was a wonderful time - except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things.

If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.

When I decided that I wanted to go to college, I wanted to be a school teacher for 7th and 8th grade boys because I felt that was an important time for them. I had gone astray at that point in my life and really wanted to help keep them from making the same mistake I had made.

I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices.

People will frighten you about a graduation....They use words you don't hear often.