That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
There are some people who have trouble recognizing a mess.
Laughter brings out the child in all of us.
Because for me it is almost analgesic to talk about what the white man is doing against us. And it keeps a person frozen in their seat, it keeps you frozen in your hole you’re sitting in.
The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that's when they stop arguing.