Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.

I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook.

Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter.

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.

Brown versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person's problem.

People should fact check. People shouldn’t have to go through that and shouldn’t answer to innuendos.

Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to "Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?" was not "In the men's room, Julie.