I was'nt always black. there was this freckel that just grew and grew.

I use the exercise room early, because I don't want to get on the treadmill and everyone's going 'Oh, Bill Cosby,' and then they come around to see how fast I'm walking, and it becomes very competitive.

A father has to do everything in his power to keep a tight ship, even though he knows the crew would like to send him away in a dinghy.

In my old neighborhood, a boy stopped playing when he began to lose his pulse. And then he became the referee.

When I say, 'I don't care what white people think,' I mean that.

There are certain times of the day when you need a balance - that is, your protein and your carbs. I'm a Barry Sears man. I believe that anything green is a carb, and I need 2:1. Two of the carbs to one of the protein.

As a comedian, I can walk out in front of 5000 people and not worry about a thing. Not a thing, believe me. But to stand up a face a camera and crew of maybe 15 guys and get up tight about it - to me that's weird.