I just realized that with the invention of the iPhone and others you now get to see the top of people's heads.

Welcome to my garage. This is where I go to get away from the Honey-Do list.

I believe pain is nature's way of saying, 'You're still alive, and life sucks.'

When the bus driver gets off the bus, who shuts the door?

You know your getting older when you lay in bed til 10am and think to yourself god I just wasted half the day.

I believe that anyone who wants to wear a thong should have to go through an application process.

I've never read a kayak manual, but I'm pretty sure page one says 'Use in water.'