In 1903 the Wright brothers invented airplanes, because in 1902 they took a road trip across the country with their family.

I just realized that with the invention of the iPhone and others you now get to see the top of people's heads.

If you thought Stairway to Heaven was a long song, dear god you should listen to it played on a lute.

Welcome to my garage. This is where I go to get away from the Honey-Do list.

My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome to my world.

I believe that Lady Gaga is like a carnival ride. From a distance she looks fun, but up close, you don't wanna climb on that.

Martial sex is kinda like ordering a Civil War chess set through the mail. You get one piece every four to six weeks, you don't know what kind of shape that piece is gonna be in when you get it, but you still gotta pay the handling charges.