Isn't that weird, we've made nature against the law. That's how un-natural we've become.

What are you reading for?

I saw...a kid on a leash. You seen these people? Kid on a leash? How horrible. Put him in the pound where he belongs.

The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people's minds, exposing them to the light.

Marijuana grows naturally...Don't you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don't know, unnatural?

Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you're all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking)