You all saw him - he had a gun.
I, like all artists in Western cultures, am a shaman...come in the guise of a comic...to heal perception by using...'jokes'.
Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.
Surgeon General's warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.
The role of the comedian is to say 'Wait a minute' when a consensus starts to form.