Courtroom for Ted Bundy's trial is packed with women, trying to meet him and give him love letters and wedding-fucking-proposals...and the first thought that enters my mind is, "And I'm not getting laid." What am I doing wrong?

Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.

Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.

Sometimes my dad even gets on this kick--'You hate this country'....I have to tell him...I just hate being lied to.

If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.

I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole purpose on this planet.

Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.