I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage.
Bill HicksIn Australia...they celebrate Easter the same...by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit...left chocolate eggs in the night
Bill HicksI've had seven balls of light come off a UFO...explain to me telepathically we are all one and there's no such thing as death.
Bill Hicks...I just want to be free of the fears and anxieties and the superstitions of religion. An 'avenging GOD'? One who created Hell for those who don't believe? I thought we were the perfect and holy children of GOD? How could any limits possibly be put upon us? Hell.. really? I'm sorry, but... no. Wrong. You're wrong. That's an insane GOD and therefore not mine. Because, see, GOD would be very sane, don't you get it?
Bill Hicks