A Christian will say... "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.

I was in Australia....Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den....think of the parties.

All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real.

It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks real good to me right about now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus and moistened shut with Claudia Schiffer's pussy.

We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?

When you're...stepping over a guy on the sidewalk...does it ever occur to you to think, 'Wow. Maybe our system doesn't work?'

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.