Humanity is just a virus with shoes.

I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night. Now I wonder why we're f-ked up as a race. I've read the Bible. I can't find the word "bunny" or "chocolate" anywhere in the f-king book.

I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]

If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.

Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let's put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.

It seems to me that there will be a point in out development or our evolution where you put your guns aside.

"Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth." ... I found my brand. Just don't get the ones that say, "Lung Cancer."