Humanity is just a virus with shoes.

I was just down in Dallas, Texas...the Assassination Museum...it's really accurate, you know, 'cause Oswald's not in it.

Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.

Nonsmokers--this is for you and you only. Ready? Nonsmokers die every day. Sleep tight.

Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.

The war on drugs to me is absolutely phoney, its so obviously phoney, ok? It's a war against our civil rights, that's all it is. They're using it to make us afraid to go out at night, afraid of each other, so that we lock ourselves in our homes and they get suspending our rights one by one.

Rock stars against drugs--that's what we want, isn't it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We're partying now!