I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?. . . . Non-smokers die every day . . . Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You're dead too.

I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.

I got this big fear of doing smoking jokes in my act and showing up five years from now goin' [puts mic to his neck and speaks as if he had a mechanical larynx] 'good evening everybody, remember me, smoking's bad. [puts cigarette to neck and mimics smoking it] Eeww. You ever seen somebody do that? I've seen someone do that. Let me tell you something — if you're smoking out of a hole in your neck [mimics it again] I'd think about quitting. And that's just me, ya know.

Music is a great energizer. It's a language everybody knows.

To me pornography is...spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.

All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real.

It's an insane world, and I'm proud to be a part of it.