To me pornography is...spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.

And on the seventh day, god stepped back and said and said, "This is my creation, perfect in every way... oh, dammit I left all this pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it... Now I have to create Republicans."

We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.

Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.

It's you people dying from nothing that are screwed. I got all sorts of neat gadgets waiting for me...oxygen tent, iron lung.

'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style.

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.