How do I know the Bible isn't the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand...considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!
I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.
People always snap and think they're Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they're Buddha?
What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
I wouldn't give Satan a snowball's chance in Hell against a woman's ego.
I've had good times on drugs...bad times on drugs...But I've had good and bad relationships...and I'm not giving up pussy.