To me pornography is...spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.

And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?

Sometimes you feel in control, and it's great, but sometimes you just don't feel in control and you really have to struggle to get laughs.

I...am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light...in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.

You know all the money we spend on nuclear weapons and defence every year? Trillions of dollars? Correct? Trillions. Instead, if we spent that money feeding and clothing the poor of the world,which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, not one, we could, as one race, explore outer space together in peace forever

That's what I'm gonna do: quit gradually...I'm gonna lose one lung; little while later I'm gonna lose the other one.

I love talking about Kennedy assassination...a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government...sorry, wrong meeting.