It's an insane world, and I'm proud to be a part of it.

How dare you have wino tell me not to do drugs.

I...am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light...in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.

We killed 6 innocent people, launching 22, I think $3 million apiece missiles on Baghdad...that's a little bit overdoing it.

The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions

I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, 'My dad can beat up your dad.' I'd say 'Yeah? When?'

I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.