It's an insane world, and I'm proud to be a part of it.

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

I was a weekend drinker...I'd start on Saturday, end on Friday...thought I was controlling it...but I don't drink any more.

Sixteen years I've pounded my head against the mentality of America, which...I'd say it's about an 8th grade emotional level.

But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It's no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out your ass.

I'd...bet enthusiasm for 'ethnic cleansing' will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.

I...am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light...in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.