It's an insane world, and I'm proud to be a part of it.

My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.

Ever notice that people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day." Yeah, looks like he rushed it.

That's starting to depress me about UFOs. The fact that they cross galaxies...and always end up in places like Fyfe, Alabama.

Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.

That's what I'm gonna do: quit gradually...I'm gonna lose one lung; little while later I'm gonna lose the other one.