Sixteen years I've pounded my head against the mentality of America, which...I'd say it's about an 8th grade emotional level.

I was just down in Dallas, Texas...the Assassination Museum...it's really accurate, you know, 'cause Oswald's not in it.

"Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth." ... I found my brand. Just don't get the ones that say, "Lung Cancer."

I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.

It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.

Oh--won't we party hard when L.A. goes kersplash?...L.A. fell in the ocean?... There is a God. He loves us all so much.

You watch the news these days? It's unbelievable. You think you just walk out your door, you're immediately gonna be raped by some crack-addicted, AIDS-infected pitbull.