Ultimately, it is in fun. It is supposed to be highly entertaining.
It's you people dying from nothing that are screwed. I got all sorts of neat gadgets waiting for me...oxygen tent, iron lung.
Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick.
I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin' mouth.
All day long you see those commercials: 'Here's Your Brain, Just Say No'...and the next commercial is: 'This Bud's For You.'