We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

I can't believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.

The role of the comedian is to say 'Wait a minute' when a consensus starts to form.

Humanity is just a virus with shoes.

We are losing the 'War on Drugs,' which means there's a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.

I think it's interesting how people act on their beliefs. A lot of Christians, for instance, wear crosses around their necks. Nice sentiment, but do you think when Jesus comes back, he's really going to want to look at a cross?

Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?