I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night. Now I wonder why we're f-ked up as a race. I've read the Bible. I can't find the word "bunny" or "chocolate" anywhere in the f-king book.
Bill HicksThat's what I'm gonna do: quit gradually...I'm gonna lose one lung; little while later I'm gonna lose the other one.
Bill HicksWe killed 6 innocent people, launching 22, I think $3 million apiece missiles on Baghdad...that's a little bit overdoing it.
Bill HicksIf ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
Bill Hicks