I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.
Bill HicksThat's what I hate about the war on drugs. All day long we see those commercials: "Here's your brain, here's your brain on drugs", "Just Say No", "Why do you think they call it dope?" … And then the next commercial is [singing] "This Bud's for yooouuuu." C'mon, everybody, let's be hypocritical bastards. It's okay to drink your drug. We meant those other drugs. Those untaxed drugs. Those are the ones that are bad for you.
Bill HicksI'm very tired of staring out into your vacant faces looking back at me. Wanting to fill your empty lives with humor you couldn't possibly think of yourself... Good evening!
Bill HicksIs it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?...No, it's not...That's called logic and it'll help us all evolve.
Bill Hicks