Rock stars against drugs--that's what we want, isn't it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We're partying now!

It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.

Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.

I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.

Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

I'm an American who loves an America which doesn't exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.